Feb 6, 2010

aliens vs predator demo thoughts

people who follow me on twitter (probably you if you're reading this) will probably know that i'm pretty excited about the new aliens vs predator game coming out this month. the old pc version of avp was probably the first online multiplayer game i got into using the craptastic gamespy arcade (yes back then online multiplayer wasn't even supported within the game itself). i played some avp 2 when it came out which added loads of new features and better graphics but it just didn't seem as much fun to play.

back story done. a new multi-platform avp game from the makers of the original is being released and some pretty sweet looking teasers and trailers are shown off:


looks good - maybe even good enough to pre-order.

ok, so a few days ago a demo was released (on pc, ps3 and xbox i would assume, but i played the xbox version). now if you're gunna release a demo before your game's released there's a fair old bit of pressure to release a good demo - there's currently no other way for people to try your game. you need to reasure the people who want to buy the game and try and sell it to the guys that didn't.

which brings me to the main motivation for a blog post. i want to like this game. before this demo i probably would have bought this game without question, but this makes a pretty good example as how not todo a game demo. first of all this is a single player and multiplayer game, and there will be an audience that want to play either one or both of these. not only that but there are quite a few different multiplayer game modes too.

personally i'm more looking to the single player experience. i'm a big fan of the alien and predator movies and pretty much hate the avp movies (like the rest of the world) so creating a similar experience within a single player campaign should be good fun - and i'm still looking forward to trying the game's campaign mode.

however the multiplayer will always have balancing issues between playing as aliens, marines and predators. first i should mention the brightness. avp games have always been dark. aliens need to hide in it. marines need to fear it. now darkness isn't really an issue when playing as aliens 'cause enemies are highlighted anyway and same applies for predators with their vision modes but as marines your left in the dark with a shitty flashlight and a motion tracker.

now i know darkness plays into this game alot, but this is ridiculous:

brightness

yes, this is unedited and the in-game brightness turned right up. i admit this could be something on my tv but i messed with some settings and it didn't help much, plus i've never had any problems with any other games before.

as a marine in this game you're basically fucked. which is a shame 'cause marines were my favorite mode to play. predators can cloak and lock onto you. aliens are so much faster, see you miles away and can scale up walls and ceilings. a flashlight and motion tracker ain't gunna do shit when an alien can be on the horizon one second and biting a hole through your head the next.

the final game will have many online game modes so why in the demo would you limit us to an 8 player free for all deathmatch. surely part of the point is to have the marines and aliens working as seperate teams at least. but oh well, at least having one game type will make finding games easy right? ...

wrong!

maybe call of duty: modern warfare 2 has set the bar too high, but you can select any of the dozen game modes and be in a game ready within 10 seconds 90% of the time and load times getting from the lobby into the game are about 10 seconds too. all other games should be like this. either copy call of duty's code or buy it off them.

this demo takes around a minute to find a game and i saw this useful message for much longer than you'd expect and very often too:

players

anyway this post has been longer than i expected. i'm just annoyed that this was a game i would have bought without question before this demo was released, but now i'll hold off and wait to hear how it's reviews turn out first. the final game could still be good but this demo is not gunna do it's sales any good at all.

if you read this far you must either be insanely bored or you're a big enough avp fan to get this far, so as a reward you'll probably like this vid:


Feb 1, 2010

red letter media movie reviews

a few months back i found this great seven-part video review of star wars episode one. if you haven't seen it yet already try and find time for it because it's brilliant. it's more of a piss take review (not difficult) but it still raises some good points while being entertaining and very funny. seven parts is a long review but if you find the time give it a look. i also can confirm it's the "best, weirdest 70-minute review of then phantom menace" - sci fi wire.

find more on the red letter media youtube channel.

anyway the same guy is back for a shorter review on avatar. so chick it oowt innit...


followed by paaaart 2...



the end.

Jan 31, 2010

converting the lost to lost


hoping to get back on the blogging again for some more updates and i've been meaning todo a post on lost for a while.

so season 6 is just about to kick off and i don't think i've ever been as excited for a tv series to start again, but it will really suck once the season ends and it sets in that we'll never get a new episode of lost to look forward to. i really don't think there will be another show like lost for a long time.

i've been a big fan of this show since it started back in 2004 when i accidently downloaded it thinking it was the cool channel 4 reality show of the same name but when i started watching it really wasn't what i was expecting. so i went into this series knowing literally nothing. no adverts, teasers, trailers. i'd never heard of it (this was when it first aired in the usa, way before it aired on uk tv). but the pilot episode worked really well at grabbing my attention (as you'd hope for "the most expensive pilot in television history" - which it was at the time).

the only problem with the pilot episode is it kinda leads people to believe it's just jurassic park: the tv series because it only shows enough to suggest that. it so is not that. it's actually a million times more interesting than a jurassic park tv series could ever be. so don't be fooled by the pilot episode.

if you were sold enough by season 1 the opener to season 2 was probably one of the best openers on a tv series - ever. i love that this show just raises so many questions (although too many without answers can get frustrating) but it's all part of the fun. lost is so unlike any other show out there and it's down to it's online theories and discussions on the questions it raises. sure it gets pretty geeky from there onwards but i love that you can either watch the show on face value to delve deeper and go online.

even being a big fan of the series since the beginning i'll admit it did seem to stumble a little during it's thrid season but if you stick with it, seasons four and five more than make up for it. seriously i was really enjoying the series but after season four onwards this shit got really good!

a few fan sites i regularly check out are:
http://darkufo.blogspot.com
http://the-odi.blogspot.com
and http://www.docarzt.com

they provide news, theories, podcasts, forums and optional spoilers (if that's what your into).
and all three can be followed on twitter for regular site updates.

i also highly recommend checking out seanie b's youtube channel. he does some great lost secrets and recap videos that also give some good theories and talk about things you might have missed or forgotten about. he also runs his own web site over at www.lostvideorecaps.com


anyway i really cannot recommend this show enough. if you don't catch up in time to get with the excitement of next weeks episode and online talk while there's new stuff to come, it's your loss. but i know that it will really damage the experience once all 6 seasons have aired and people just starting lost will be able to just look up answers to some of the many questions from the show.

in the mean time check out this weeks o.d.i lost podcast. if you're into lost as much as i am you should find it quite interesting.

Oct 22, 2009

paranormal activity review

ok so just finished watching paranormal activity. every since i first heard of this movie i really wanted to see it. and it's been a long time (that review was written in jan 2008). i generally don't like buying into the hype but that seems to be the way paramount want to sell it with a trailer like this:



looks pretty good right? yeah i thought so too. paramount seems to be marketing this movie in a weird way. it was filmed in 2007. all the early reviews i read were very good, so what the hell paramount!? what's the hold up? now in 2009 they've decided for some reason it's time to release it. but they can't just release it, that'd be too easy. it's already a movie with nothing but good reviews so let's release this as agonisingly slowly as possible with exclusive tiny screenings in america first, then have all the new good reviews push people into demanding their local cinema show it - which only applies to america. which of course leads to more people raving about it.

well yesturday a good quality version of the movie leaked online. usually i normally make a rule of going to the cinema to see a new film i wanna see whenever possible, obviously. it's just better. but in this case i'm happy to download it early. fuck you paramount. if this had been available to see at any cinema around me between 2007 and now i'd be more than happy to go pay to see it for a better experience. that said i'll probably pay to go see it anyway when it comes out (plus apparently there's some alternate endings in existence...).

sorry. paramount rant over.

i thought blair witch project was ok. cloverfield was great and i loved rec/quarantine (also check out the rec 2 trailer if you haven't already 'cause that looks fucking great!). but hype's a difficult thing. i read alot of hype behind the film (as any of my twitter followers will probably know) but overall i still really liked it. there are parts in the film that are genuinely really creepy. more so than... well probably any film i can think of. but i can see it turning into another blair witch project. the early adopters (see the over reactions of the dumb americans in the trailer) will say how fucking scary the film was and then everyone else will go in with high expectations and say it's more stupid than scary. so you can't win either way.

i really liked it. maybe a little more than drag me to hell because it's going for scary and less comedy. the more i think about the ending i saw the creepier it seems but there are so many different ways it could have gone so i look forward to seeing the dvd extras when it eventually comes out.

i recommend you watch it. if you don't believe the hype then you'll probably really like it... if that makes sense.

4 creepy goings on out of 5.

Sep 18, 2009

iphone 3gs review

i've been an iphone user now pretty much since they released the first model in america and i've never looked back. it's quite weird how different it feels to other phones i've had in the past. the general mobile phone rule is about a month after you buy a phone the next generation of models come out that look cooler, have more features, better camera, are smaller, lighter, faster, better... but even since i bought my iphone in 2007 i haven't wanted to change to a different phone. sure other phones do the same stuff (arguably better in some cases). other phones have better cameras, replaceable batteries and probably plenty of other features. but overall nothing seems to handle everything as well as the iphone and this is mainly due to it's app store and it's ongoing firmware updates from apple.

i was happy enough with my first generation iphone and probably would have stuck with it alot longer had i not lost it at this years reading festival moshing. so it was time for an update so i figured i might aswell push the boat out and grab a 16gb iphone 3gs. when it was first announced it was definitely an update i could have skipped and waited for the next generation model but being forced to upgrade i'm pretty happy i did.

the main updates were the massive speed increase (it's really noticeable), improved camera, video recording, 3g internet speeds, voice control, gps and it's built in compass (to orientate google maps). so a pretty decent upgrade really, and overall this thing is pretty fucking great.

essentially this thing is just catnip for geeks.

and being a geek i love that i can use this thing for pretty much anything, anywhere. i can check my email, facebook, twitter (and take pics or videos to upload to these) keep up with rss feeds, watch youtube, check web sites, ebay, play games, find out where i am/what's around me, use as a sat nav, listen to music/podcasts, watch movies/tv shows, check train times, the list goes on.

obviously computers have been able todo pretty much all this stuff for ages but having all this on something pocket sized i just find really cool. infact for a few tasks i'm actually starting to prefer using my iphone over my laptop. some things really do just work better on the iphone. like checking train times for example. i can open up the national rail app, have it find my location and all the nearest train stations and all their train times (and which ones are late). it's just quicker and easier on the iphone than on a pc.

... oh yeah the iphone can also send and receive texts and phone calls!

another couple of useful apps i've started using recently are evernote and read it later. you can use both whether you have an iphone or not. both offer a similar service to the google stuff i mentioned in my useful web apps blog post a while ago but these seem superior (mainly 'cause google won't integrate it's services into google chrome).

the main advantage to using these tools is the changes you make are synced online so they are always up-to-date from wherever you access them from. anyway here's a couple of vid's to show what they do.





yeah she was kinda annoying but that was the best vid i could find to sum up what evernote does. but it's pretty useful and completely free so give it a go.

Sep 10, 2009

derren brown's jedi lottery trickery

ok so last night derren brown apparently predicted the lottery result. i'm a big derren brown fan and fascinated by his jedi powers. here's a clip of the live prediction which i actually missed so thanks youtube!



i just found this link posted on derren's own blog of what other people think. looks like these are all the wrong answers to get people talking.

my thoughts? first of all it's obviously a trick. he can't actually predict the lottery result - and even if he could he's not gunna tell the nation. i'm pretty baffled how the live trick was done but derren brown cannot predict the results.
two reasons: not so long ago he did a tv episode titled 'the system' fooling people into thinking he had a guaranteed method to predict horse race results (watch it here if you haven't seen it) which turned out to be a way of bending the truth to susceptible minded people. the other reason is what he says in the first video in this post. first he says he will predict the results (which he appears to have done successfully), then explain how he did it and how you can do it too, but it's the following show title: "how to control the nation" that seems to point to it obviously been fake.

my theory is the whole lottery trick is actually part of the "how to control the nation" show 'cause it's obviously a big way to grab everyone's attention and get them interested. chances are fridays show (where he apparently will tell the nation how to win the lottery) it part of a trick to get the nation todo something they wouldn't normally do to confirm that derren is basically a mind reading jedi who knows what your thinking and can make you do whatever he wants you to.

anyway that's my guestimated prediction. maybe i'm wrong and from friday onwards winning the lottery will become alot easier for the world.

Sep 3, 2009

reading festival 2009 round up

[now updated with the bbc's tiny slice of covereage from their highlights]

delayed blogging due to a few weeks of being busy and last week was reading fest weekend! last year was my first year there and it was awesome. so far i've been to v festival 2007, glastonbury 2008, reading 2008 and 2009. v fest just felt like a big lifeless corporate money maker (kinda how you'd expect i guess). glasto is just the king of festivals mostly for it's shear size, atmosphere and diverse lineup. but band wise i'd say for me reading fest is the strongest.
last years headliners (rage, killers and metalica) seemed much bigger to me compared to this years (kings of leon, arctic monkeys and radiohead) but i'm a big kol fan and i like most arctic's stuff so that's good enough for me (sorry, i just don't know enough radiohead to call myself a fan).

probably the best news though was rumors of them crooked vultures doing a secret set on one of the side stages. there were already rumors they'd be there a few weeks before the festival but i managed to confirm the rumors were true on the saturday with the help of an iphone and twitter (it's awesome when twitter comes thru and you find a really good use for it) as they played the leeds festival the day before. so i knew where they'd be on and at what time! perfect!

here's the short clip from bbc's highlights. mcfly!? fuck off.


we got there about four bands before they were due to play so we could get right to the front for them. the plan worked brilliantly and by 4pm we were about two rows from the front - which was worth it even if we did have to put up with patrick wolf's set. by then the place was pretty rammed, the crowd were riled up and there had been alot of moshing to even bands you wouldn't expect it for.

after what felt like forever of setting up and mic checking they finally emerged. everyone went mental. and once they started playing they went even mentaler. as expected they sounded amazing. however in all the mentality my pocketed iphone somehow became depocketed. so if your wondering where my pictures from the weekend are, they are probably smashed up somewhere in that field. here's what it was lost in - there will be a handsome reward if you can spot it. was quite a bazaar experience being equally excited and gutted at the same time. but not to worry, review of my shiny new iphone 3gs is probably coming up sometime soon. plus i managed to score tickets for them at freaking plymouth in december!


after the m.i.a iphone had pissed on my festival poncho it was time to get on with the festival good times. one thing i thought was very weird this year is how the the bands before the headliners (with the exception of kol/kasiers friday night) just felt more powerful and had a better atmosphere than the actual headliners. wtf is up with that!? on saturday the prodigy were fuckin awesome, great band, great songs, the crowd went apeshit (as expected) ... arctic monkeys were fuckin dead on stage, as was the crowd. exactly the same happened on sunday with bloc party rocking the party and radiohead killing it. very weird, but i guess radiohead were never really gunna rock the party.

on friday night we dodged the kasiers and went to see friendly fires on the nme stage instead. wow, what a good call. they were infinitely better. i really like their album so we great to get to see them live. after them it was back to the main stage for some king of leon action. i'd say they were the best headliner even if they were pissed off but i would have liked to hear more from their first two albums. ho hum, t'was great to see them live again though.

and that was about my reading festival. one more thing before i'm done. it's great seeing all these cool bands in one place over one weekend but sometimes you do need something to break up all the music - which is where the alternate stage comes in. we tried to get into the tent on friday to see some of tim minchin's set. i don't know much of his stuff but what i heard was good. on sunday we caught quite a odd choice for reading which was a lecture on watchmen. was interesting to see what was basically a film studies lecture at a music festival, but did help break up the music a bit, so that was cool.

later on that afternoon we managed to catch adam buxton's bug show thing. it wasn't what i was expecting but still very cool. if your new to bug (as i was) he basically shows a series of cool music videos from artists you've never heard of with a few of his own songs/videos mixed in. here's one of my favorites from the ones he showed at reading:


now the song will go round in your head all day again and again and again and again!

ok that'll do. end blog post.